From a late-night online chat with Carolyn during the transition between yesterday and today (slightly abridged for brevity):
Carolyn: We had [friend's name] to tea tonight and so we had to have sausages.
Me: So when are you inviting ME to tea? I'm not a fussy eater! But I do love sausages!
Carolyn: I do a good ham and treacle tart!
Me: Have you ever eaten muffs?
Carolyn: What are they?
Me: You come from Bromborough! You MUST have eaten muffs! They're fantastic!
Carolyn: Oh yes, I thought it was a fancy pudding!
See also: Muff's Online (highly recommended)