Oh that's just great!

I dunno. I spend all my waking hours devising new ways to spread goodwill amongst all mankind through the Web 1.0 medium that is Gruts, and what bloody goes and happens? Al Gore wins the bloody Nobel Peace Prize. (He dyes his hair, you know.)

That medal had my name all over it, I tell you. Someone got to the judges. And we all know who, don't we, Ratzinger.

Of course, you realise this means war.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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  1. While travelling along highway 61, my wife commented to me that our hire car, (a Chrysler PT)looked like me.In orderto not be outdone, I pointed out a truck coming towards us. Quickly, I commented 'that truck reminds me of you'. Unfortunately, as it passed, I noticed the word FISH written down the side. Needless to say, I was persona non grata for the rest of the day.

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