I just don't get the celebrity culture, I really don't.
Yesterday, I spotted these two magnificent specimens at the front of a long queue of people who were standing in the rain, waiting for their turn to meet Australian pop crooner and Graham Norton lookalike, Jason Donovan.
WHY?!!!!!
No disrespect to the talentless no-mark or anything, but I wouldn't turn my head to see Jason Donovan unless he were on fire. Yet these poor souls were standing in the sodding rain, waiting for the opportunity to touch the hem of his amazing technicolor™ dream coat.
Jesus!
I mean, it's not as if he's Simon Callow or anything.
Would anyone stand in line to see Al Gore? The only one to hang around Gore is CHAD (is that too clever by half? probably not)
A bit too subtle for me, that one: I had to look it up.