I just don't get the celebrity culture, I really don't.
Yesterday, I spotted these two magnificent specimens at the front of a long queue of people who were standing in the rain, waiting for their turn to meet Australian pop crooner and Graham Norton lookalike, Jason Donovan.
No disrespect to the talentless no-mark or anything, but I wouldn't turn my head to see Jason Donovan unless he were on fire. Yet these poor souls were standing in the sodding rain, waiting for the opportunity to touch the hem of his amazing technicolor™ dream coat.
I mean, it's not as if he's Simon Callow or anything.