Conversation over Jen's ever-excellent homemade chorizo and pepperoni pizza this evening (I made the dough):
J: Is this your favourite dinner?
R: It's definitely up there.
J: What would you choose to eat for your last ever meal, if you were on Death Row?
R: The Pope.
J: The Pope?
R: Yeah. If I'm going to die, I'm taking that bastard with me.
J: This is my game: you're not allowed to eat another human being.
R: Well he eats the body of Christ every Sunday!