Last meal

Conversation over Jen's ever-excellent homemade chorizo and pepperoni pizza this evening (I made the dough):

J: Is this your favourite dinner?
R: It's definitely up there.
J: What would you choose to eat for your last ever meal, if you were on Death Row?
R: The Pope.
J: The Pope?
R: Yeah. If I'm going to die, I'm taking that bastard with me.
J: This is my game: you're not allowed to eat another human being.
R: Well he eats the body of Christ every Sunday!

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. Maybe they should replace the wine with tomato sauce? It would look more realistic,be far cheaper& would improve the flavour no end.

  2. In this commercial age they should put it out to tender - they'd end up withcoke and pringles, or something. There must be some EU anti-monopoly law preventing them from insisting on bread and wine, surely.

    I challenge Mr Carter to sue the Vatican for anti-competitive practices.

  3. I bought a bag of compost yesterday; The label read 'all purpose growing medium'. It was very heay as I carried it to the car. I'm glad I didn't buy a large one!

  4. Somewhat reminiscent of:

    Why is someone who speaks to the departed called a "medium"?

    'cos it's not rare and it's seldom well-done.

    Or the 4' spiritulist who broke out of prison last week - police are hunting a small medium at large....

    ... yeh ok.I was leaving anyway.

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