I've worked out…

The less often I post new stuff on Gruts, the more comments I receive. I'm not quite sure how to take this. Perhaps it takes a while for my profound observations to sink in.

Please feel free to talk amongst yourselves for a while.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. I'd like torecommend the following....

    Youtube..Kevin Bloody Wilson...the Shane Warne Song.

    It includes a lovely line about Paula Yates!!

    RC: Definitely not safe for work.
  2. Well you could consider what metric you are trying to maximise: the exposition of profound insights or the garnering of comments.

    If the latter then I think a couple of posts advocating paedophilia, smoking in public places, abolishing the royal family (Esp Princess Diana being a transexual call girl), the Lizards (possibly Jews) are ruling the world, how black people are inferior to white people, how creationism is bang up good science, immigration and European integration are really good, and how women are just fucking stupid might be a good start.

    It's possible that some of those topics are not like the others in terms of accuracy/supportability/content, but they are contentious (for whatever reasons).

    I then suggest that after you've done that you phone a press desk at the BBC and email those nice people at google to get a bit of coverage. Possibly a publicity stunt in the manner of "Father4Justice" might be good too. As any good journo hack knows, there is no such thing as bad publicity and dissent sells papers.

    However, if you're interested in pithy and humourous blogging, replete with profound insights then carry on as normal I say.


  3. I think we should boycott this comments page to show that Richard's theory is totally wrong....


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