You've got to hand it to opera singers, they have such memorable names. Maria Callous, Luciano Paparazzi, Plácebo Domingo: an awful lot of marketing effort went into coming up with those handles.
But there's a new diva in town whose name really does take the biscuit. I speak of none other than Anne-Sofie von Otter.
Now there's a lady destined for stardom!
Not forgetting Mario Lancet & Enrique Cruise Slow