For a few brief moments, I thought Hillary Clinton had been assassinated. Turned out they were referring to the late Sir Edmund Hillary. Not that Sir Edmund Hillary was assassinated, you understand. I suppose, if he had been, the headline would have been They Knocked the Bastard Off!
Doesn't it annoy you how Hillary Clinton is campaigning for the U.S. Democratic nomination under her first name? Anyone might think she is trying to distance herself from her surname.
Which she is.