…or does he? You're not fooling us, Jezza: this is another one of your hilarious practical jokes!
(Admit it, the thought crossed your mind too.)
Interesting Jeremy Beadle factoid: he organised Captain Beefheart's first UK tour. No, seriously. So not such an idiot after all, eh?
Being a keen ecologist, he left instructions to be composted. ITV are planning a new series about it, called Beadle's A Sprout.