Lorks-a-lordy and ruddy heck! Carolyn's niece did a Google search for her own name the other week, found nothing, then searched for her parents' names—still nothing—then searched for Carolyn's name and hit the Gruts motherlode (or should that be auntielode?). Carolyn's niece was mortified.

She didn't mention it to Carolyn right away, though. No, she waited until the entire Farthing Clan had gathered for a meal, then announced to the world that Auntie Carolyn was on the internet and it was "ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!"

So the whole family (apart from Carolyn) rushed upstairs to the computer to have a gawp.

Stupid internet!

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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