Feminist plot

They're trying to do us out of a job, lads!

Observer: MPs back artificial sperm for childless

MPs are planning a change in the law to allow babies to be conceived from artificial sperm, a move described by opponents as playing God with human DNA.

This is clearly a feminist plot to make us chaps totally superfluous. Ensure all of the offspring are female, and they could half the world's population through natural wastage within a century. It would probably also curtail nearly all global conflict.

Actually, I'm struggling to come up with a reason why this is a bad idea.

Stupid genetics!


1 thought on “Feminist plot

  1. I bought my wife a vibrator for her birthday. The first time she used it, she knocked her front teeth out.

    OK, so you heard it before. It just seemed appropriate as a comment!

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