Me: Bloody hell! Do you know what that is?
Jen: What, the cow?
Me: It's not a cow, it's a bloody buffalo! You don't see many of those in Yorkshire!
Jen: I don't know… There's another one over there.
A buffalo! Honest injun! No bull!
Walking a borrowed dog this evening…
Uh-oh! Here comes Nite Owl with the washing bison joke!
I'll get my coat!