Having the surname Carter, I occasionally had to put up with farter jokes at school. It never really bothered me. Donald Trump had a similar problem, I understand, and it didn't do him any harm.
I do wonder, however, how Dean Windass ever managed to cope.
The poor bastard.
54 years of abuse never did me any harm!
This is what I dealt with: "Michael Barton fartin' while cartin' Dolly Parton."