Nowhere near as interesting as it sounds BBC: Haddock charged over feud murder Ten bonus points to the best police-related fish pun in the comments.
A spokesman from the CoD, Inspector Rod Line, said after following a few red herrings the suspect was in the dock because of their dabs.
So would the police have used a hook and cane to catch him?
"We've finally netted him", said a police spokesperson.
Police say he was battered to death.
Electric eel on battery charge.
The police press release said "He was well gutted but at least he was in the right place".
If this were the USA, he would have fried.
He sounds gill-ty to me.
It's a fair cop, o-FISH-er!
A spokesman from the CoD, Inspector Rod Line, said after following a few red herrings the suspect was in the dock because of their dabs.
What a vicious bastard. Bream.
I can't get the hang of this.
The scales of justice.
Fin.