There’s barely a page without a surprising fact…whether it’s about a vacuum flask, a hawk or a bilberry. […] Begin the book as you would a moorland walk, happy to put the route map away and just follow where the sheep trods take you—then you’ll likely find the surprising turns and unexpected views a suitable reward.
—Nick Small, Caught by the River
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So would the police have used a hook and cane to catch him?
"We've finally netted him", said a police spokesperson.
Police say he was battered to death.
Electric eel on battery charge.
The police press release said "He was well gutted but at least he was in the right place".
If this were the USA, he would have fried.
He sounds gill-ty to me.
It's a fair cop, o-FISH-er!
A spokesman from the CoD, Inspector Rod Line, said after following a few red herrings the suspect was in the dock because of their dabs.
What a vicious bastard. Bream.
I can't get the hang of this.
The scales of justice.
Fin.