Proud to report (part deux)

The wi-fi connection on this train heading from Euston to Leeds is far more reliable than the one I encountered in my Italian hotel.

Yes, chaps, I'm back in Blighty! And my first words as I returned to sacred British soil? Can you smell roast beef?

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. You have got to get out of this fixation with drawing attention to your farts...however exotic they may be

  2. A fictional character tried to get you to join him in the afterlife....the afterlife you don't believe in? This better be good! (or it'll be me kicking up a stink)

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