1. "Can we get a runner to get some more vaseline for that lens. About a kilo should cover it".

    Ah no. 'Tis a beautiful man you are, I'd go even closer. Say, six, maybe seven orders of magnitude closer. Let the true inner beauty shine out.

  2. "O! beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on."

  3. Yes, the eyes do look a tad green. They're actually azure blue.

    ...Oh, and so-called Keith Beach, those are laughter-lines, not crow's feet.

  4. I can't help it........laughter-lines? NOTHING is that funny! Just call me Keith BITCH!

  5. It's a bit frightening really. And you don't look like you would have a beard.

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