At the Halifax Tesco checkout last Thursday

Me: [Realising I had just put my card into the machine the wrong way round.]
Sorry about that, I'm having a bad day.
Woman on checkout: You were having a bit of a blonde moment, you mean?
Blonde woman behind me in queue: Hey!
Woman on checkout: I meant natural blonde!
[Turning back to me.]
…Good job I didn't say senior moment, eh?

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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