Aaaah...That tumid, corpulent city. I arrived back there in 91 after a year away at UCL and striding down the road full of cosmopolitan vigour and bonhomie saw approaching me two ladies not dissimilar to the vision in your picture fighting over a bag of chips. Just before passed one of them hurled the open bag onto the pavement before me and exclaimed "Fuck off Marie!". Thank you for stirring such memories of home.
I hope you managed to get the young lady's 'phone number.
Oh come on, Richard. You could have at least got her to expose the thong & the tasteful Kylie & Jake tattoo on her back.
As my dad would have said...'all that meat & no bread!'
I can't help wondering whether number 8 was selected for her on the very basis that you suggest!
Nothing at all to do with Liverpool, but yesterday's XKCD made me think of you:
Aaaah...That tumid, corpulent city. I arrived back there in 91 after a year away at UCL and striding down the road full of cosmopolitan vigour and bonhomie saw approaching me two ladies not dissimilar to the vision in your picture fighting over a bag of chips. Just before passed one of them hurled the open bag onto the pavement before me and exclaimed "Fuck off Marie!". Thank you for stirring such memories of home.
I hope you managed to get the young lady's 'phone number.
Oh come on, Richard. You could have at least got her to expose the thong & the tasteful Kylie & Jake tattoo on her back.
As my dad would have said...'all that meat & no bread!'
I can't help wondering whether number 8 was selected for her on the very basis that you suggest!
Nothing at all to do with Liverpool, but yesterday's XKCD made me think of you:
http://xkcd.com/765/
You're the second person to point that XKCD cartoon out to me!
Q. What do you call a scouse woman over 25, pushing a pram?
A. Grandma!