The beautiful game

Apparently, I missed the soccer world cup. Apparently, we didn't win. Not quite sure how I managed to miss that, but I'm glad I did. Life's too short to spend it watching crappy sports played by crappy, overpaid, oversexed losers.

Whoever dubbed soccer the beautiful game had clearly never seen women's beach volleyball.

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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