For reasons I won't bother you with, I had occasion this week to search for the presumably meaningless word 'mnmn' on Google. The search yielded 3,370,000 results. This will presumably increase to 3,370,001, once Google indexes the page you are reading now.

Intrigued, I dug around some more. There are 159,000 images of 'mnmn' (some of them rather rude), and 3,370 videos, including this one of the Muppets' legendary Mahna Mahna song (presumably a typo), with its soundtrack removed for copyright infringement reasons:

Similarly, prrt yields 161,000 Google hits; gnnn 202,000; and even hooma-toobs manages and impressive 75 results.

It's time to face reality, my friends: I appreciate the irony of this coming from me of all people, but there is simply too much crap on the Internet.

(Don't get me started on nbnbnbnbnb.)

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. Sounds like sounds that mightbe heardin a porno movie.

    I guess we all know what you were up to!

  2. While in Eire we saw a movie about a ballet dancer, called Black Swan. Parts of it come pretty close!

  3. Reminds me of the priest who checked into a hotel and said to the receptionist, "I do hope the TV porn channel in my room is disabled."

    She replied, "No, it's regular porn you sick bastard."

    ( o.k., I'll get my coat...........)

  4. Serendipitous as the news of unrest in Bahrain unfolds to learn that its capital city is called Manama...

  5. Can she ask him if we can have Robert Johnson's soul back?

    Happy birthday Carolyn, by the way!

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