World Cup final, playing the defending champions on their home turf, last minute of extra time: we all knew my mate Clive's game plan. So simple, even a soccer player could understand it. Simple, yet totally reliable:
(Off his wrong foot, as well.)
Jonny Wilkinson has decided to retire from test rugby. A great ambassador for the game, and for his country. Even the Aussie's won't hear a word said against him, apparently.
Oh, go on, then, just one more time: