So, Kim Jong-il has gone to join his immortal father, Kim Il-sung, in the land of the dead. Couldn't happen to a nicer fellow.
I'm sure we all agree, dying is a pretty major life event. One of the two biggest, in fact—the other being one's birth. As it happens, Kim Jong-il was born on 16th February, 1941. That would make him, like my sister, an Aquarius.
Here's what the Sun's astrologer, Mystic Meg, has to say for all Aquarians today:
Aquarius, January 21 - February 18
Your psychic sector is switched on so you are tuned in to feelings and desires. Use this advantage wisely!
An event you missed can be replayed with an amazing twist. Passion is all unspoken as partners send sultry signals.
Single? Feel the love when a politics fan comes closer.
Sound advice indeed from Ms Meg—if not an actual prediction. I just hope Kim Jong-il paid heed while he still had the chance.
Now, if you don't mind, I think I'd better go and warn my sister.