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Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

Bizarre Headline of the Week

More bollcoks re. Posh Spice.

Published 23-May-2004
Filed under: Nonsense

Clear as mud

Gibberish from Carolyn.

Published 23-May-2004
Filed under: Nonsense

Indecent Proposal

Howard propositions Blair!

Published 20-May-2004
Filed under: Nonsense

For goodness' sake, put it away!

I have become a fashion guru.

Published 15-May-2004
Filed under: Nonsense

Dad on Fayed

Dad's amusing malapropism.

Published 12-May-2004
Filed under: Nonsense

Man of Mystery and Adventure

How I tried to become a Man of Mystery and Adventure

Published 12-May-2004
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: stense

Incriminating photographs

Jen's neice quizzes me about some photos on my mobile phone.

Published 09-May-2004
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: stense

Better late than never

One of last year's predictions finally comes true.

Published 09-May-2004
Filed under: Nonsense

Super-computing

Intel focuses on new 'super' chip.

Published 08-May-2004
Filed under: Nonsense

Gee, me and my big mouth!

George W Bush is up Shit Creek.

Published 07-May-2004
Filed under: Nonsense

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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  1. Keith Beach on Fountain pen mod

    You should have let the woman with the fingernails sort out your pen blockage. Make HERself useful!

  2. Oven on FAQ: Why is this website called Gruts?

    According to this book I have, ‘The Scots Dialect Dictionary’, published by Waverley Books Ltd, “grut” is “the refuse of…

  3. Tony Hollick on Decrepitude

    Happy birthday from the Nite Owl

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    Dear Richard, I am browsing reviews of Is a river alive. Nobody dare pointing at the naked king. To take…

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