Fancy footwork c/o Carolyn.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Transit
On the first Transit of Venus since 1882.
Weighty matters
Child weighs his hand.
Seeing double
Carolyn keeps seeing twins.
Pope meets Dope
The Pope meets George W Bush.
You're not from round these parts, are you?
Jounalist thinks Hebden Bridge has changed.
Sidekick
The Lone Ranger isn't actually alone.
Voodoo
Blunkett wants to use lie-detectors on paedophiles.
Whey-aye, pet!
I'm in Newcastle.
Black Death
Cool name for a disease, or what?