Odd search requests that found the Gruts website.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
In today's Guardian TV Guide…
A Catholic tongue-twister.
Curse those evil robots!
Robotic Segways play soccer with humans.
Off track
Carolyn catches the wrong train.
Keeping mum
Some nobody reckons the French invented fish and chips.
Audi do-dee
Audi customer services phone number.
Cowboys
Why predictive text is dangerous.
Double standards
BBC takes Kilroy off the air after racial smear, but allows other presenters to make anti-Scouse jokes.
Rused awakening
Greg Rusedski fails drugs test.
A cold wind in the Trossachs
Another jail term for naked walker.