Batwoman relaunched as lipstick lesbian shock!
Nonsense
Gazumped
Uri Geller gazumped on Elvis's old house.
Poseidon
How they are promoting Wolfgang Petersen's latest film all wrong.
Not so grateful now, huh?
Grateful Dead keyboardist dies.
Ellie Carter (1995–2006)
My mum's dog died today.
Yorkshire cricket
Cricket match played next to my house, Sat. April 11, 1896!
When I'm 41
I am older than John Lennon.
Comeuppance/Falldownance
Convicted egg thief dies after fall from tree.
Confused
Jen and I are confused about 24.
Telling porkies
God leaves message on tuna.