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Nonsense

There is nothing like Haldane

In which I make a very weak pun.

Published 25-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: puns, religion

Kedgeree recipe

It's excellent, really. You should try it.

Published 25-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn, conversations, recipes

Shagged out

I went for a ten-mile walk yesterday.

Published 24-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: walks

No! Man!

It turns out I'm not allowed to go tap-dancing.

Published 24-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn, dance, discrimination

The green choice

Wind powerstations kill eagles.

Published 23-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: birds, environment, windpowerstations

The short-ball game, apparently

Sven disagrees with yours truly, apparently.

Published 20-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: football, sport

The odd couple

In which I wine and dine Stense.

Published 19-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: pubs, stense

Yes man

In which I agree to Carolyn's latest hare-brained scheme.

Published 17-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn, dance

The long-ball game

I was collared by a soccer fan in the kitchen at work today.

Published 16-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: football, sport

In a flap

In which I confront one of my phobias, and am conquered by it.

Published 11-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: birds, jen, phobias

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