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'Entenete Cordiale', mon cul pechesque!

Who to support in the World Cup final no-brainer.

Published 08-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: international relations, sport

Paradox

More text message frivolity with Stense.

Published 06-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: stense, time travel

Dick Repit

It's 20 years since I graduated.

Published 05-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ageing

Man of Mystery and Adventure part 3

I think they're on to us!

Published 05-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: man of mystery, stense

So not a cat person

Hugh 'Gaping Void' MacLeod calls it right re. cats.

Published 03-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cats

Country Boy

In which Jen makes a great joke about a dead wren.

Published 02-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: birds, farm, jen

Ee-le-e-ec-tri-cer-teeeeee!

Photo of lightning stike this evening.

Published 02-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hebden bridge, lightning, photography, weather, yorkshire

'The Beautiful Game', my peach-like arse!

England out of World Cup on penalties (again).

Published 01-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: football, sport

Durham, Durham, Duras

Compare and contrast: University of Durham Queen's Campus, Stockton and Klingon Vor'cha class attack cruiser.

Published 26-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: compare and contrast, science fiction, star trek

There is nothing like Haldane

In which I make a very weak pun.

Published 25-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: puns, religion

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