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Nonsense

…to crack a nut

Richard hits Jen with sledgehammer.

Published 28-May-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: jen

Fox Piss II

My wine smells like fox piss again.

Published 26-May-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: alcohol, jen

Liverpool win 3–3

Liverpool win European Cup (again).

Published 26-May-2005
Filed under: Nonsense

Oh, that's interesting

Understanding sarcasm is a complex business.

Published 26-May-2005
Filed under: Nonsense

Vulture capitalism

Wind turbine mogul sponsored Labour.

Published 22-May-2005
Filed under: Nonsense

It were always raining on Denley Moor

On the BBC's new weather maps, and 3-D graphics in general.

Published 20-May-2005
Filed under: Nonsense

Looks like rain, dear

'Pleistocene Park' experiment.

Published 15-May-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: prehistory

Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone

Canaries relegated!

Published 15-May-2005
Filed under: Nonsense

Compare and contrast

More MMR irresponsibility.

Published 14-May-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: compare and contrast

Glazer's on stun

Glazer closing in on Man United.

Published 13-May-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: irony, soccer

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