Warning: Contains very poor pun.
Nonsense
Compare and contrast
The Guardian can't make up its mind about a film.
Soundbite Science
Formula found for film chemistry.
Sometimes 'dead' really does mean 'dead'
Deconstruction icon Derrida dies.
Where the hearth is
We have uncovered a fireplace in our house.
113 Years War
Berwick-upon-Tweed to re-join Scotland?
Example
Pope beatifies Emperor Karl I.
Howardy Husted
John Howard re-elected Australian PM.
Them Nesh Tikes
Foreign doctors taught Yorkshire slang.
Pot/Kettle
UKIP doesn't have a mechanism for getting rid of its leader.