It's ten years since I climbed a proper mountain!
Nonsense
No refunds
Retail tycoon Philip Green has scrapped his takeover approach to Marks & Spencer.
Bouquet
Wine smell adjectives.
St. Swithin's Day
Today was St. Swithin's Day, and it pissed down.
An space-alien went gavelling
Chris de Burgh buys Alien 'icon'.
Richard Saves the Day
In which I save Carolyn's son's birthday.
Note for my future biographers part 2
Sports day.
Out-namedropped
Stense out-namedrops me
Slap!
Peers back 'moderate' smacking.
Namesake
Madame Grut winds up Charles Darwin.