Email to Stense last Saturday:

I'll have you know that you're not the only one rubbing shoulders with D-list celebrities... For whom should I espy filming in the Albert Dock on Thursday? That's right, you've guessed it: Rowland 'Raw Sex' Rivron, erstwhile comedic entertainer, and current stalwart of the BBC's Holiday programme. Not quite in the same league as Philippa Forrester perhaps, but damn impressive nevertheless!

Stense's reply last night:

Right I am now going to namedrop unashamedly in reply to your last missive - I used to know Rowland Rivron quite well!


Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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