Europe's last push to end impasse.
Nonsense
Analyse this, you specious, Freudian quack-merchants…
About my strange dream.
You must be joking
Billy Connolly overlooked from top 50 funny people list.
'BBC'
On the BBC's over-use of quotation marks.
Welcome to the Free World
Blunkett resists repatriation of Guantanamo Bay detainees.
Slow news week
Arts Council buys chair.
Talent
Ireland wins Miss World.
Load of old cock
World's oldest penis unearthed
Overheard in the poultry section at Tesco
Why do people kill chickens?
Nuts
Ancient hampster food store found.