Nonsense

'Another of my predictions based on anagrams of Carolyn Farthing's name comes true.

Iraqi handover to be speeded up.

Almost half of Brits are innumerate.

Conversation between two checkout women.

Kids' portraits of yours truly.

The Pope beatifies Mother Teresa.

Sometimes mishaps just aren't mishaps.

Nasty British lagers are going the way of the dodo.