Nonsense

The government is going to force us to cover the countryside in bloody wind turbines.

A pretty woman sets hormones soaring.

Whatever it was that Prince Charles didn't get up to, we don't need to know.

Jerry Springer was brought up in England.

George W Bush wants more democracy.

'Another of my predictions based on anagrams of Carolyn Farthing's name comes true.

Iraqi handover to be speeded up.

Almost half of Brits are innumerate.

Conversation between two checkout women.

Kids' portraits of yours truly.