Complaining about the meaningless comparison between the rarity of Exmoor ponies and the rarity of giant pandas.
Nonsense
Snippets - September 2001
Snippets from September 2001.
Letter to the Guardian Newspaper
Concerning an article about the British and the Germans
Snippets - August 2001
Snippets from August 2001.
Junk Mail and Unsolicited Phone Calls
How to avoid them.
Open Letter to Homebase
Letter of complaint to Homebase about their crap customer service.
Slug-slinging
My campaign to rid his garden of the evil that is slug.
Snippets - July 2001
Snippets from July 2001.
Practising
Practising having my blood pressure taken to overcome my phobia.
Criminal Genes
Did Jeffrey Archer really inherit his propensity for criminal activity from his father?