Guardian: Killer farm robot dispatches weeds with electric bolts
Free idea…
Someone should write a browser extension to change every use of the word(s) ‘PM’ or ‘Prime Minister’ to ‘Knobhead’.
Here’s a mock-up of the sort of thing I have in mind:
There’s no present like the time
My watch is 40 years old today…
…a 16th birthday present from my mum. £85—bought in instalments from the Littlewoods catalogue.
Thanks, mum.
Equinox
I get that ‘equi-nox’ = ‘equal night’, but what we all really want to know is who’s this Vernon chap it’s named after?
Postscript (5 hours later): OK, so, the Internet is weird. Someone on Twitter has just thanked me for the above crappy joke, which he immediately used as the inspiration for a short story.
That’s far more polite than I would have put it.
Jabsolutely nothing to declare
Apparently, nobody could agree what colour they should be.
Damn! Looks as if our poor hedgehogs are totally screwed, then!
This Brexit nonsense is getting out of hand…
Taking back control
Life imitates The Fall
Like a belligerent Trump supporter in Washington D.C., this week’s #FallFriday was a total no-brainer.