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Writing tagged: ‘royalty’

It just won't be the same without Freddie Mercury

Duchess of Cambridge to join Queen at start of UK tour.

Published 27-Feb-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: music, royalty

Jubileeve it?

New yacht for Queen's jubilee, suggests Michael Gove.

Published 16-Jan-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: politics, royalty

Clarification

The Duke of Edinburgh has had a stent fitted, not a Stense.

Published 25-Dec-2011
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: royalty, stense

Getting our monikers in a twist

I think it's about time we gave our monarchs past, present, and future some decent monikers.

Published 22-Dec-2011
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: royalty

Prince of Farts

Charles proud of returning Harry.

Published 01-Mar-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, nasty little ginger shit, royalty

Nasty little ginger shit

My new nickname for Prince Harry.

Published 31-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, nasty little ginger shit, royalty

I wonder who asked them to say that

Senior figures in the Iraqi government have said Prince Harry should not serve in the country.

Published 28-Apr-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, nasty little ginger shit, royalty

Open prisons

How come the Queen never opens prisons?

Published 12-Aug-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: royalty

Attaboy, Charlie!

Camilla samples organic delights.

Published 06-Nov-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: royalty

Nazi Dress Party

Prince Harry goes Nazi.

Published 14-Jan-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, nasty little ginger shit, royalty

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