Conversation at Tesco:
Checkout girl: Oooh! What an enormous, flabby penis!
Me: I beg your pardon!
Checkout girl: What an enormous bag of peanuts!
Me: Oh, right! Yes… They're for my garden bird-feeder.
I could have written for The Two Ronnies you know.
- Comedy classic
- Conversation at the Tesco delicatessen counter
- Overheard at the Tesco checkout
- Overheard in the poultry section at Tesco
- For goodness' sake, put it away!
- Weighty matters