From a letter to Stense, 07-Apr-2002

Now there's an interesting experiment someone should try: sprinkle a whole pile of cat-repellent crystals over the floor in a small room and throw a cat in. If the stuff is worth its salt, the cat should end up hovering a few inches above the floor, a bit like one of those Japanese trains.


2 thoughts on “From a letter to Stense, 07-Apr-2002

  1. Do you know how to make a cat bark?
    Pour petrol over it, light it & WOOF!

  2. Do you know how to make a dog go 'Meow'?

    Snap freeze it in liquid nitrogen and push it through a bandsaw.

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