From an Instant Messaging conversation with Carolyn last Sunday:
R: … Hey, look what I'm sitting in front of.
C: I thought that photo of you was behind fish-net stockings!
R: What would I be doing with fish-net stockings? (Don't answer that!)
C: How do you definitely know it was your house if it was spelt wrong?
You've got to hand it to Carolyn: her logic is absolutely impeccable.
… I can't believe I just wrote that!