I fully appreciate that I can't be the first person to have remarked on this, but I've just noticed that the current leader of the Scottish National Party is named Alex Salmond and his deputy is named Nicola Sturgeon.
We have a right to know.
Something smells fishy in the State of Scotland
....the virgin sturgeon needs no urgin'......my dad usud to sing that when he come home from the pub
Now's your chance to go into the 'four Yorkshiremen' sketch!
...Well, of course, we had it tough...
DILLIGAF!
DILLIGAF? surely.
(And no, you don't!)