Estranged

Guardian: There is a tunnel and there is light, and I will get there

… [Sir Paul McCarney's] divorce will cost him tens, possibly hundreds of millions of pounds, and has already cost him his place in this year's Sunday Times rich list—with £725m, he fell from 65th richest person in the UK to 102nd. It has been estimated that [Heather] Mills could get as much as £200m.

Two-hundred-MILLION pounds! I know they're estranged and everything, but that's practically an arm and a leg!

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

3 comments

  1. I don't understand why she's getting anything....whatever her lawyers may say, she hasn't got a leg to stand on.

  2. McCartney was asked in an interview if he would ever go down on one knee again. He replied, 'I prefer to call her Heather'

  3. And that after he bought her a plane last Christmas (and a Lady Phillishave for the other leg).

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