Carolyn's elder daughter (10) to me (42) on Tuesday:
When I grow up, I want to be a teacher… You can shout at children all day, and you get to eat free toast.
She went on to explain that the free toast is funded from the takings of school fairs.
Before you dismiss this as wild conspiracy theory, I should point out that Carolyn's daughter appears to have inside knowledge: her mum manages the accounts for her school's fair.
This is how it started for Woodward and Bernstein.