Putting the Dick in Dictionary

From a telephone conversation with Carolyn this lunchtime.

C: Oh, before you go, Richard… I've been telling my children that you once read a dictionary. Is that right?
R: Which dictionary?
C: Any dictionary.
R: No, it's not right. Why on earth would I want to read a dictionary?
C: I don't know. It just seemed like the sort of thing you would have done.

So it's official: even friends who have known me for 42 years seem to think I need to get a life.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. Have you heard about the new celebrity Cluedo cards?

    Michael Barrymore

    in the swimming pool

    with the dildo

  2. I think it's OJ on the driveway with the carving-knife.

    They found the password to OJ's computer during the trialby the way - it was slash, slash, backslash, escape.

    (yes, I know it's ancient)

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