Jen on my comfy, brown cardigan that I only wear to annoy her:

You should put that to one side… You'll be glad of it when you're old.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. I used to have red, grey and white, Val Doonican-esque cardie that I always insisted I wore to annoy Yvonne. Truth was, it was comfy. Turns out, I looked like an idiot in it.

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