Chapstick comedy

Chapstick

I just bought a Chapstick®.

I wonder what women use to protect their lips in this chilly weather.

[Chap-stick. Do you see what I did there?]

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

4 comments

  1. Sheepskin knickers?

    See what I did there?....I'll get my coat.

  2. Actually, if make-up is 'slap', then lipstick could be 'slapstick'...

    I think to take this line of inquiry any further would require ale.

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