I just bought a Chapstick®.
I wonder what women use to protect their lips in this chilly weather.
[Chap-stick. Do you see what I did there?]
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I just bought a Chapstick®.
I wonder what women use to protect their lips in this chilly weather.
[Chap-stick. Do you see what I did there?]
Sheepskin knickers?
See what I did there?....I'll get my coat.
Mudflaps?
Chickstick!
Actually, if make-up is 'slap', then lipstick could be 'slapstick'...
I think to take this line of inquiry any further would require ale.