Lovely couple

The lovely couple yesterday.

I see Prince William has finally plucked up the courage to propose to Kate Winslet. I'm no royalist, but I have to say they make a lovely couple.

It is reported that William sought Kate's father's permission to marry his daughter. Evidently, Mr Winslet neglected to enquire whether there was a history of madness in William's family.

Far be it from me to raise a touchy subject at this early stage, but I do hope the Powers That Be at Buckingham Palace will be urging Kate not to get her tits out during the wedding ceremony. Let's face it, she does have something of a reputation. But, like them or loathe them, royal weddings are supposed to be dignified occasions.

Put 'em away, Kate, we've seen them before!

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

One comment

  1. Frankly, the exposure to the nation of the lovely couple is the least we, the people, should expect for paying for "the security arrangements" (I presume locking up the wedding presents so the best man doesn't sell them on Ebay).

    Maintianing the lovely couple theme, perhaps they could walk down the aisle to a selection from Pink Floyd...

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