In the pub last night…

Jen's mum: It's census day tomorrow.
Me: I know. I'll be voting Atheist.
Jen's mum: I wonder what you're supposed to do if you're on holiday on census day.
Me: You have to take leave of your census.

(I'm here all week, folks!)

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

One comment

  1. It's a little known fact that the census is in fact named after Census Johnston, the Toulouse and Samoa tight head...

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