Jen's mum: It's census day tomorrow.
Me: I know. I'll be voting Atheist.
Jen's mum: I wonder what you're supposed to do if you're on holiday on census day.
Me: You have to take leave of your census.
(I'm here all week, folks!)
In the pub last night…
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