Look, I want to make it perfectly clear that Jen and I have most definitely not split up.
People are confusing us with George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis:
Easy mistake to make. Happens to us all of the time.
Scotching rumours
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Can't help but notice that you seem to have shaved the beard off; doubtless theclean shaven avatar will follow...
The bare chin was due to a hideous accident. The beard is now fully restored. (It grows remarkably quickly.)
Truly amazing that you can still fit into that dress...and look so good.
What happened to Jen's hand?
It was injured in the same hideous accident. But it's all better now.
Tom MacMaster, who posed as Syrian lesbian blogger Amina Arraf.
OOPs try again.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jun/26/gay-girl-damascus-accused-defending
Anyone else got any off-topic comments?
Brown.
Has anybody seen my camel?