Jen and I watch a lot of cookery programmes on telly (although, being from Yorkshire, Jen tends to refer to them as cooking programmes). Last night, we watched a recording of one of Nigel Slater's Christmas specials, in which he improvised a meal called bauble and squeak (do you see what he did there?) from leftover goose, ham, pumpkin and roast potatoes.
Jen and I watched in open-mouthed incomprehension.
Who in God's holy name has ‘left-over roast potatoes’? And eight left-over roast potatoes at that!