Women turned on by monkey sex.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Boom, boom: out go the lights
Both my car's headlamps fail.
Elementary, my dear Bucket
In which I solve a 152-year-old murder!
Range, range in the home!
The Aga has landed.
Specialist subject
Overheard at the bookshop.
Lost in Cheshire
The county of my birth is impossible to navigate.
The Old Fart at Play
Oh good grief! I am older than the leader of the Conservative Party.
Lost voice, lost dog
Carolyn loses her voice, and her dog.
And for my next rendition…
Condoleezza Rice tries to justify the unjustifiable.
L'oiseau
Another surreal conversation with mum.